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Kelly W Flynn, Musician, Bassist, uncompensated Guinness Stout Taster!
Bass player of urban blues, jazz, funk, improv, latin, world rhythms
Duo to sextet also available for events, festivals, clubs, living room parties and more; drums, percussion, horns, *keys, *guitar, funky/melodic/chordal bass, vocals, blues, ballads, showtunes & mo' betta stuff
...for details, comments, questions, performance schedule, availability for gigs & lessons, to help you consume your Guinness, price quotes, blah blah blah...
Kelly W Flynn-Bassist-Mouth Grunts
Interesting gigs and travel in recent years include, touring all of the USA, Europe, Russia, Australia, Asia, the Caribbean, Central and South America,
...with touring companies , cruise lines from New York, Moscow, London, Miami, Northern Europe, Orlando, performing with jazz musicians, funk/R & B musicians, musical theatre groups, dance companies, European folk/pop, Latin folk/pop/jazz, country rock bands, pop/rock/blues-a little of everything, really...
(If you contact me directly, I'll tell you exactly who these companies are, but I prefer not to give them any free publicity, unless they are willing to reciprocate!
While some of these people are decent folks, the vast majority of them fall under the category of unpasteurized buttcheese.) blah blah blah....
Recent accomplishments include:learning to tie his shoes, burping without dribbling saliva on himself, trying not to doze off during his OWN solos......and surviving the ordeal of being trombonist Rob Clark's roommate for over 10 months worth of road work and ship gigs!
Q: You're a bassist, yes?
A: (grunts) "Yea...I whupdabass...I be whuppin it a little."
Q: It has been said of you that your focus and attention to detail is
highly developed. Is this an accurate statement?
A: "Huh?"
Q: Ever convicted of a felony?
A: " Not in this country....uh, where are we...?"
Q: Why do you play the bass?
A: "Huh?"
Q: Are you any good at music?
A: " Naah...but that never stopped me before."
Q: What type of bass do play?
A: (grunts) " A red one."
Q: What type of amp do you play?
A: "I think it's a small, fuzzy black one with knobs."
Q: Do you know any tunes by Stanley Clarke?
A: "I don't think so, but that's okay, he probably doesn't know any
of my tunes either."
Q: Can you answer a question without using a sarcastic response?
A: " NOOOO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....!"
